Wit.. What's That Again?

The following post shall not be taken literally or offensively as it is just another amateur writer's failed attempt at humour.  Thank you.

Ever wondered what a witty person thinks everyday? No? Well, that's equivalent to a YES sometimes, like when a girl shouts it when four strangers rob her modesty. Or when it's the same situation but a single man whom the society dooms as her husband. Without her consent.

Moving on, if those are taken as YES, why shall I not take your NO as a YES? So here is a small list of things a witty person goes through monotonously:

• A witty person has savage comebacks and ideas -  He or she has a never-ending list of comebacks that can make anyone shit. Right in their pants! Believe it or not.

•  They are very creative while abusing too - I know what you are thinking - that what's the difference between the both? Well honestly there isn't. But just one thing that makes a personwitty in REALITY isn't enough *for our very (old) own society*. 

But the first point is the one and only that makes a person witty.

P.S. : There might be other points to add that am unaware of.

P.P.S : Am not somebody possessing wit, so don't take this post literally.

Thanks for wasting your precious five minutes but you can do that, can't you, considering you just did and also, how shamelessly you can talk shit about one possessing it every single day in your life with your zero intelligence quotient🙃.